A Very Merry Bah Humbug

Two grumps, one fake relationship—what could go wrong? With a series of painfully cliché holiday dates, they’ll soon discover that pretending to date might just lead to a holiday romance they never saw coming!
James
I’m grumpy, sue me. I focus on what I can control: servers, code, and keeping Delta Psi Omega’s network running. Which mostly involves cleaning up after frat brothers who download from extremely questionable sites. They practice safe sex religiously, but can’t be bothered to use an antivirus program!
Then Caleb Huntington III pledges. We are two grumps who want to be left alone, but when our Fraternity President decides everyone is going to enjoy the holidays, we take drastic measures.
Caleb
I’m the university loner who screwed up spectacularly. Now I’m stuck at every mandatory holiday event with James, the only person who hates forced cheer as much as I do.
Our solution? Fake date, and maybe they will leave us alone. Except it doesn’t work. We’ve been on every holiday date imaginable: ice skating, tree hunting, snowball fights, a hot chocolate tasting competition, and I like them. What the hell?