“I was just going to end the date with a kiss, but… mmmmm, damn, he’s so hot, Iz. I couldn’t help myself.”
“How’s his dick?”
“So good. It’s not too long, but thick and juicy.”
“Uncut?”
“Nope.” Izzy and I disagree on that front. He thinks foreskins are hot, and I think they look like a turtleneck for your dick.
He boos, but then says, “But good for you. I know how much you dislike uncut dicks.”
“It’s not like I won’t suck a guy off because he’s uncut. It’s just not my favorite.”
“You’re missing out. Have you ever tried docking?”
“No, have you?” I toss back.
“No, but I really want to.” He sighs dreamily. “Anyway, are you going to see him again?”
“We don’t have anything planned, but I’d like to see him again.”
“That’s a good thing.”
“I really like him,” I confess softly. “But I’m not sure I’m ready for a relationship or if I can be what he needs.”
“What does he need?”
“I think he wants a Daddy.”
Izzy gasps long and loud. “It’s perfect for you!”
“I’m not sure if that’s the right fit for me.” I mean, I don’t know the first thing about kids. I know it’s not the same, but the idea is there.
“Seriously.” Izzy’s voice is stern. “You are the most Daddy person I’ve ever met.”
“Just because I take care of you, that doesn’t mean I’m a Daddy.”
“You take care of everyone. Remember that time when you purchased new phones for the kids at the LGBTQ center?”
“All kids need a phone,” I defend.
“Or the monthly donation you make to the humane society?”
I would like to volunteer, but I hate cleaning litter boxes, so I do the next best thing and throw money at them.
“Kitties and puppies need stuff too,” I say.
“And the way you keep sneaking money into your dad’s retirement fund and hoping he never notices.”
“He won’t notice, he sucks with… Wait. How did you know about that?”
The brat ignores me. “And don’t even get me started on what you do for your mom.”
“She might not be the best mom, but she’s still my mom.”
“Leo, you are a sassy bitch and you don’t take shit from anyone, but you care very deeply.”
“That still doesn’t mean I’m a Daddy.” I pout.
