CHAPTER 16
BUCKLE
Mate Chat
Abel: If one were to want to watch a certain type of video, where would one look?
I snort at the question. Then groan.
Perry: what kind of certain type of video?
Abel: …you know. ::eggplant emoji::eggplant emoji::
I spit out the soda I’m sipping. What the heck? What brought this on, but if Abel’s comfortable asking via group text, that’s gotta be a good sign.
Buckle: I have a few sites I like. What are you in the mood for?
Three dots wiggle as Abel types something up.
Abel: ::eggplant emoji:: ::peach emoji::
“You’re killing me Abel,” I say to myself.
Abel: I don’t want a virus on my phone. But I don’t know where to look.
Perry: we could both send you dick pics. or videos. ;)
Abel: No! :O I don’t want to have something like that on my phone. What if someone sees it in public? I would die!
Buckle: Aren’t you at work?
Abel: It’s lunchtime!
Perry: you don’t want your mates’s dicks on your phone but you’ll watch randos? i’m a little insulted.
Dots wiggle again.
Abel: ::cries:: I’m not ready for your dicks.
I stifle a laugh.
Perry: i jest, of course. hugs and forehead kisses. i can bring you a DVD if you want? at pleasures, i have an entire room dedicated to porn.
Abel: I don’t have a DVD player. Just my phone or my tablet.
Buckle: I have a DVD player. We could watch something together tomorrow after dinner.
It’s probably too much for him. The dots wiggle.
And wiggle.
Perry: i can grab a few that are more educational in a sense.
Those damn dots keep bouncing.
Abel: Okay. But I’m going to talk during the entire thing and ask a bunch of questions. Obviously, I understand how sex works. But… questions.
Immediately, I get a text from Perry outside of the group chat.