Page 38 of Mate Mishaps


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Perry: fuck. fuck. fuck! i didn’t think he’d say yes. what do we do?

I throw my head back and cackle.

Buckle: That’s what you get for teasing him. Grab a few videos and be ready to be horny and talk him through things, I guess?

Perry: he’s always surprising me.

Buckle: Same

Abel: Stop texting without me. Come back.

Perry: we’re here, sweetness. but why are you asking about porn?

Abel: Because I’m angry at how Anya made me feel this morning. I want to be comfortable to

Abel: sorry, hit send too early. I want to be comfortable having experiences of the sexual nature without wanting to crawl out of my skin or feel like I’m somehow wrong or dirty for it. I want to essentially slowly seed pleasure into my life. Like some people build immunity to snake venom by purposely getting bitten over and over. Exposure therapy.

Perry: that… sounds like a plan?

I switch over to just Perry again.

Buckle: We could put on a show for him. With your and his consent, of course.

Perry: you want to pump me full of food, then fuck me? that’s not gonna work out.

Buckle: No. No. Just easy sex lessons for Abel. Like step one kissing. Handies. blowies. Frotting. There’s so much besides fucking you in the ass. Besides, what if I want you to fuck me? ;)

Perry: oh I’m happy to fuck you my Alpha, just say the word.

Buckle: Fate really knows her stuff.

Abel: You’re doing it again. Come back.

Perry: sorry. we’re just discussing your sex education.

Abel: Don’t put it like that!

Buckle: How else are we supposed to put it? lol

Abel: I don’t know! But not like that.

Perry: buckle wants to have a lesson plan.

Abel: What kind of lesson plan?

Buckle: Kissing. Making out. Handies. Blow jobs. Frotting. Other, none penetrative sex. Penetrative sex. We’ll go slow. You can watch or participate.

Perry sends me:

gods I’m so fucking horny just thinking about this. even if all we do is just sit there awkwardly watching porn together, it’s gonna be hot.

Buckle: I’m hard just thinking about it. I don’t know how I’m gonna wait.

Perry: i can call you tonight. phone sex.

Back in the group chat Abel messages.

Abel: Bring a DVD incase I get scared. But in the meantime. Links?

I laugh again. Perry sends a few links before I can get to it. In all, we send him five to explore on his own tonight.