Sarah
Why are you awake now?
Emmy
Because she just had sex. Keep up, Sar.
Maya
Because when you’re in love and shacking up with a hot, sexy football god, you stop needing normal, everyday things like sleep.
Maddy
Listen, I wish I could say she was wrong, but…hot damn.
Emmy
How does it feel to be god’s favorite?
Maddy
You know, it feels pretty damn good, actually. Thank you for asking.
Caitlin
Soph, what’s wrong?
Maya
Heyyyyygang’s all here!
Me
Thank god. I’m having a crisis.
Emmy
Is its name Tyler Hansley?
Sarah
It’s about time!
I was rooting for a good Tyler crisis the second you moved in there.
Caitlin
I had your crisis calendared for the one-month mark. You’re ahead of schedule.
That’s impressively fast work.
Me
You calendared my crisis?
Caitlin
I like to be prepared.
