Maddy
So what’s going on?
Me
I have no idea. That’s the problem.
Maya
Is there some tension in paradise?
Me
I’ll say.
Sarah
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. YAY FOR TENSION.
Caitlin
Cool it,Torrance Shipman.
Sarah
I want to be irritated but I can’t because A+ pop culture cheerleading reference.
Emmy
Seriously. That’s impressively quick recall for two in the morning.
Maya
It’s Caitlin. She would have impressively quick recall in a canoe in the middle of the ocean during a category five hurricane.
Maddy
Soph, the floor is yours.
Me
Okay, see, the thing is, this morning Tyler saw me naked.
Emmy
I need more information. Saw you naked how?
Me
Like, barged into my room two seconds after I dropped my towel to get dressed.
Caitlin
He didn’t knock?
Sarah
That’s your first question?
