Stan: I have something pretty big for you to devour later, duci
Stan: Why don’t you come home and find out what it is
Kitty: STAN!
Kitty: Okay, I will in a minute, but first
*Kitty sends picture*
Stan: Is that Declan O’Donnelly?
Kitty: I’ve stared at the back/front/side of his head through enough church services to state, categorically, YES
Stan: That fits tbh.
Kitty: How can it fit?! How is an Irish Mobster at a state dinner at the White House beside the President of Mexico?
Stan: Do you know the back of my head?
Kitty: STAN! NOW ISN’T THE TIME?
Stan: Sure it is. What do you want me to do about it lol? The Five Points have clearly found their in
Kitty: Their in?
Stan: Respectability
Kitty: Why aren’t you surprised?
Stan: Because the Five Points have been whitewashing Declan’s past for years? Because he’s a respectable businessman now who owns several sports teams?
Stan: Anyway, you missed the really interesting head
Kitty: If you’re talking about blowjobs…
Stan: I’m always talking about your sweet mouth around my dick, duci
Stan: But no. Look where the window is. Tell me you don’t recognize that face
Kitty:
Kitty: Is that Martinez?!
Kitty: It can’t be
Kitty: Right?
Kitty: What the fuck is a cartel leader doing at the White House?
Stan: Guest of the Mexican president lol
Stan: Only fair seeing as he got her into power
Stan: Now, enough talk of politics
Stan: Come upstairs so I can put something in you?
Kitty: *gags*
