Millie:
George:
Lara: Hey, wait. I think that’s Plane Daddy?!
Millie: Plane what now?!
Yet more clashes occurred last night in LA, NYC, Mexico City, and Tijuana between theLobos Rojosand clusters of Albanian foot soldiers.
The latter has seen unprecedented population surges in recent years in both nations’ largest cities, until theLobos Rojosrecently began culling their numbers.
With the Mexican presidential elections approaching, and the death of Raul F. Cabral Flores, her party’s main opposition, some say that theLobos Rojosare behind Camila Aguilar’s sudden rise in the polls.
I, on the other hand, prefer to think her popularity comes from her past. Not only did Aguilar reign over Mexico City with an iron fist, but she was a stalwart mayor who oversaw years of growth upon cultivating the city’s youth in multiple schemes that encouraged that demographic’s employment.
As a result, she brought gangland warfare as well as recruitment to an all-time low on her streets.
On top of that, she was a renowned climate scientist before she turned to politics.
I have no idea why there’s a sudden increase in violence between the Albanians and theLobos Rojos, but I do know that the Albanians are losing.
Some of my sources have claimed that the Cancún bombing where Cabral Flores lost his life during spring break is to blame. (Some say he was on vacation with his mistress…)
Thanks to his death, Aguilar’s chances have increased mightily and her fierce stance on environmental policies and her experience in projects that stimulate local industry will likely serve the country well.
On our own turf, President Devere has proven that both he and his administration are useless. And not just because they’ve repeatedly failed to protect our streets from gang warfare.
With his poll numbers at an all-time low from the economy tanking, he recently called in the National Guard to bring a halt to the violent clashes between factions. But critics, myself included, have all agreed that this is too little, too late.
Local mob groups have done more to protect our streets than our government.
My sources claim theFamigghia, while working with theLobos Rojos, recently protected an NYC park filled with mothers and their children from a firefight the Albanians started.
It’s becoming clearer by the day that the US needs stronger leadership than Devere can provide.
I’ll be the first to say I Told You So when he loses the next election…
And if he doesn’t, then there’s definitely backroom maneuvering keeping him in the White House.
SIXTY-FIVE
TEXT CHAT
Kitty: So, um, did you see the news?
Stan: Which news? A lot happens in a day in this administration
Kitty: TRUE. DAT.
Stan: Anyway, I’ve been baking. Look at this bad boy
*Stan sends picture*
Kitty: You finally got your starter to cooperate?
Stan: It did NOT appreciate being switched between my refrigerator and yours
Kitty: Well, I’ll look forward to devouring your loaf later, but this is pretty big news…
