SIXTY-FOUR
TEXT CHAT
George: Holy fuck, I just saw it on social media
George: DID THAT HAPPEN?
George: KITTY?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ENGAGED AND YOU HAVEN’T TEXTED US ABOUT IT?
Lara: SAY WHAT?!
Millie: YOU’RE ENGAGED?!
Millie: Also, I’m upstairs and this is how you choose to tell me?
George: This was expedient! I didn’t expect to see one of my BFFs get proposed to live on the kiss cam while I was taking a dump!
Lara: No way
Lara: Who’s she dating?
Millie: She hasn’t mentioned anyone
*George shares link*
Millie: Damn, he’s hot. I don’t blame her for keeping him under wraps
George: I’m right here, you know?
Lara: He is lol. Fuuuuuck.
Lara: Or for not answering this conversation. They’re clearly fucking
Millie: Epic fucking
Lara: The best kind of fucking
Millie: ‘Alll nigggght loooooong’ fucking
George: How did this conversation devolve?
Millie: Because Kitty’s banging her fiancé instead of talking to us. HER BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Lara: *sniffles* Our Kitty is all grown up.
Millie: Does this mean we have to call her Cat?
Lara: We should as punishment for not sending a pic of her ring!
Millie: To be fair, she hasn’t uploaded it on Insta
Lara: True. WE’D BETTER BE THE FIRST TO SEE IT, DAMMIT @Kitty Frasier
Millie: I’m sure she’ll respond.
Millie: When she isn’t getting engagement dicked down…
Lara:
