Kate: I had them air drying outside.
Arianna: Umm … I’m not sure I want to ask why.
Hannah: I totally want to know why.
Dominic: The sun is a natural stain remover.
Leo: What kind of stain did you need to remove?
Dominic: There were … multiple stains.
Sebastian: Good God.
Stone: Did it work?
Dominic: Did what work?
Alex: The sun, dumbass. Did it remove the stains?
Kate: We don’t know, because Mason took off with them.
Isabella: Mom’s birthday is coming up. Who wants to host?
Luca: Not us. We hosted for Dad’s birthday.
Alex: I’m renovating our kitchen cabinets right now, so we’re not able to host.
Natalie: Is that what we’re calling it now? Renovating?
Alex: Sunflower, I was giving us an out. Throwing me under the bus right now? Not cool.
Leo: No one comments on him calling Natalie Sunflower, but I’m not allowed to call my wife Ladybug?
Travis: We never said you weren’t allowed to call her that. It’s just cute. And sweet. And very un-Leo-like.
Isabella: We can host, but that means we won’thost Christmas.
Dominic: Actually, I wanted to run it past everyone. I thought we could do Christmas at Everlasting this year. There’s too many of us to handle at Christmas. We can just open up one of the large banquet rooms, then have the meal catered so none of us have to cook.
Kate: None of “us” have to cook. Okay.
Dominic: Katharine, go ahead and read Alex’s last text. It also applies here.
Hannah: It’ll be really easy to plan for that at Everlasting.
Arianna: I’m fine with that.
Arianna: Can any of you babysit on Saturday?
Arianna: Seriously? No takers?
Arianna: My kids are gorgeous, loving creatures. Your nieces and nephew.
Leo: With all due respect, Ari, there’s four of them. We all have kids. It becomes a basketball game with only one ref.
Arianna: Yet I seem to handle taking on your kids just fine.
Me: You’ve never babysat mine.
