Me: I think Leothreatened everyone.
Arianna: He did.
Hannah: I hate to tell y’all this, but I’m pretty sure Luca is adding her now.
Natalie: I’m sorry, girl. Come into this chat when you can’t handle them … and always remember to mute the group! Those fuckers start talking, and your phone will pretty much burst into flames because of the chaos.
Me: That has to be an exaggeration.
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Alex: All I’m saying is, whichever one of you assholes has decided to hide pickles in our houses, once I find you, you won’t like the consequences to your actions.
Dominic: I thought we figured out it was Luca?
Leo: No one admitted to anything.
Luca: And I refused the lie detector test.
Isabella: Who has a lie detector test?
Arianna: Jesus. Who do you think?
Alex: Since none of us have actually seen it, I think Leo is bluffing.
Me: I’ve seen it.
Leo: I love you, Ladybug. And I’m sorry I couldn’t keep you out of this chat any longer. I’ve been outvoted.
Me: It’s okay. Now that Rose is one, I’m sure I can handle this group chat.
Leo: Famous last words.
Luca: SEE? I fucking told you guys he calls her Ladybug!
Hannah: Honey, it’s not that big of a deal.
Kate: I think it’s adorable.
Natalie: Have you really seen the lie detector test?
Sebastian: Does anyone know how to administer it?
Leo: Obviously.
Stone: All of this because of a pickle.
Arianna: Hey, Hannah, did you ever track down that missing hat of Luca’s? From when he won the Cup?
Hannah: No. That stupid marmot has a hidden cave somewhere full of his spoils.
Alex: He stole underwear from someone in this family, right?
Arianna: Me.
Kate: He’s gotten a couple of my bras, I think.
Me: How on earth is this marmot getting into your houses?
