TwinkleKawa(vip): @IwaZilla awww you think I’m pretty enough to be called princess??
SirScar(vip): there they go again…
DownUnda11: A Shoey is absolutely a real thing!
ThunderRollerSkate67: Hell yeah! Shoey Time!
“For those who don’t know,” I start to explain, already wandering over to the mini fridge in the corner of my streaming room and pulling out a beer. The mini fridge was a gift from an energy drink sponsorship I have, adding to the fun vibe I have behind my set up. “A shoey is where you shotgun a beer through a shoe. Yes, it’s a real thing. Yes, I’ve done it before. Yes, it always tastes kinda like foot.”
I come back to my chair and sit down, a beer in one hand and a shoe in the other. I hold both of them up, letting the camera see. Then I check my stream, narrowing my eyes when I see the ‘scammer alert’ is still on screen.
“Joker! Take that off the stream, you asshole. No one is getting scammed!” A moment passes as I wait for the delay to go through. It takes a few minutes but eventually, my stream goes back to normal.
I pour the beer into the shoe and then tilt my head back, bringing the back of the shoe to my mouth. I chug the beer, doing my best to not make a huge mess all over the front of my shirt as I go.
When it’s all done, I bring the shoe away from my face, grinning triumphantly at my camera. Then I toss the shoe over by the door on my right. It’s off camera and the only way in and out of my streaming room. It’s also over where my bed is since this doubles as my bedroom.
“Okay, back to the wheel!” I spin the wheel, groaning when it lands on ‘take an edible’. Awesome. “This stream is about to either get very fun or downright awful for me. Either way, it’ll be entertaining for you, chat!”
I grab a gummy from my stash by my computer. I get these amazing gummies from a little shop at the mall called The Devil’s Sweet Tooth. They have thebestselection of candies and always keep ‘adult sweets’ in stock. I pop it into my mouth and go back to reading chat.
“There’s this shop I love to go to called The Devil’s Sweet Tooth. Have you guys heard of it, chat? It’s run by a set of really hot triplets. Like,sohot that I don’t go there very often because I just make a fool out of myself trying to have a basic conversation with them. I am never outrunning the gameless allegations when it comes to romance." I read a couple messages. “Nope! Don’t make it weird! Just because I’m a gay disaster doesn’t mean you can write weird stuff about triplets. What the hell, chat. I try to share parts of my life and you guys always make it weird. Ope. There goes Azaad’s ban hammer!”
Azaad(mod): Perfect topic to bring up. Been a while since I did a chat purge! :)
TheGamer_JDB: Azaad is scary when he’s in purge mode
BlueJayLover: Scatter?
IwaZilla(vip): There’s no hiding from Azaad
WizeWizard(vip): @Azaad Dang that’s hot
Azaad(mod): Stawp
“Wizard! Stop distracting my mods from their job! Yes, I see you in chat flirting, knock that shit off!” I put on a dramatic pout. “You’re just reminding me of how painfully single I am! Everyone, type 1 in the chat if you’re also painfully single.”
A couple ones fly through chat but then the majority of people type two because they like to bully me. Almost all of my VIPs and mods stop chatting all together even though Iknowa lot of them are just as single as me. Betrayal of the highest regard.
“You’re the worst, chat,” I say as I stand up, going back to the wheel. It’ll be a bit before the edible actually hits and I wanna get one or two more things done before that happens.
The next thing I have to do is land a kickflip. I move the wheel away from the middle of my room and then readjust my computer chair and the camera. Then I grab my practice board. It doesn’t have any wheels on it so it’s safe for me to fuck around with inside my room.
“Gonna nail this first try,” I say after switching to a little mic that I’ve clipped to the front of my shirt. Surprising absolutely no one, I do not, in fact, nail it on the first try. “Nope.”
I kickflip for a long time, trying to land one to no avail. I can feel the edible starting to hit, making it even harder. Rodney pokes his head through my door, laughing his ass off at me.
“You suck at this, you know that right?”
“Fuck off,” I say and even though I want to be grumpy, a giggle comes out instead. “You think you can nail it?”
“Hell yeah!”
Chat goes absolutely wild when Rodney steps into the room. He ducks down by my desk reading chat.
“Okay, guys,” he says with a wave. “If I land this on my first try, you have to go over to my channel and gift me some subs.”
“You’re such a dickhead,” I say with a laugh, shoving his shoulder. “Don’t come beggingmychat for subs.” Then I turn back to the camera. “If he fails, you guys have to giftmesome subs!”
