“If I nail this,youowe me ten gifted subs,” he tells me, shaking my shoulders. Now that we’re standing next to each other, everyone in chat starts spamming about how short I am. That’s no fair! I’m not short! It’s not my fault my roommates are giants!
Rodney grabs my deck and settles himself on it. I step out of the way and watch as he pulls off a perfect kickflip on the first try. He starts screaming his head off, telling everyone to go over to his channel and gift him some subscriptions.
“Fine. Whatever. I wasn’t even trying before. I was just being awful on purpose to farm clips. Really. Chat, you believe me right?”
TheGamer_JDB: CringeFailKing
Azaad(mod): QuickVid is gonna love this. You’re going viral Blue.
IwaZilla(vip): CringeFailKing at it again
SirScar(vip): The cringe is so thick yet I can’t look away
PourSomeSuga(mod): LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL
“Suga! You son of a bitch! If you’re gonna laugh at me, at least have the courtesy to come laugh at my face!”
One of the best decisions I ever made was buying this house and renting out space to my two best friends. I love living with Rodney and Kei. We all started streaming around the sametime and it’s completely changed our lives. They’re the support system I didn’t even know I needed until we met.
We all understand what it means to live such a weird life. We’re up at weird hours, we have to deal with people recognizing us in public, and sometimes, we have to deal with people being uncomfortable. Despite all of that, I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
The only bad part? Our teasing can get really out of hand sometimes. We all have these personas we put on when we’re in front of the cameras but when it’s just the three of us, the teasing doesn’t stop. If anything, it gets even worse.
It doesn’t take long before Kei, lovingly known as Suga to the online community, barges into my room. He throws himself onto my bed and Rodney goes over and joins him. Now, I don’t only have chat watching but I also have my two best friends who’re heckling the shit out of me as I fail over and over and over again.
“If I don’t get this in the next ten tries, I’m giving up. Call me a scammer all you want. I’ll even donate five gifted subs to the community. I don’t fucking care anymore. My thighs are burning and that edible is making me feel all spacy.”
“Cringe Fail King at it again,” Kei calls out.
I flip him off. “You’re supposed to love and support me!”
“Gift me ten subs and I’ll sing your praises,” Kei tells me seriously. I’m actually tempted to do it, just to hear him praise me but I think better of it.
“Whatever, asshole,” I say, concentrating on the deck below my feet. It takes seven more tries but Ifinallynail the trick. “Oh mygods,” I say as I sit down at my desk again. “That took fucking forever!”
Joker49(mod): I never gave up hope
TwinkleKawa(vip): I knew you could do it!
BennyGoLucky: *wipes a tear from my eye* I’m so proud
CattyCat:
CattyCat: Oh come on it wasn’t even that bad…
IwaZilla(vip): Ope, another one bites the dust
Azaad(mod): Y’all please… say weird shit get banned it’s that simple
“Thanks, Azaad,” I say, reading through the chat. “I knew you believed in me, Joker! That’s what finally gave me the strength to finish that trick. I could feel it in my chest, babycakes!”
I can hear Rodney snort from my bed. He gets up and rolls the wheel back into place. “Can I spin for you?”
“Go for it,” I say, looking over my shoulder. He spins it way softer than I do and I can’t help but groan as it lands on edible again. “Shit.”
“Eat up,” Kei says from offscreen.
I take another edible and allow Rodney to spin again. This time, it lands on make a music video. He spins it again and this time it lands on couples yoga.
