TwinkleKawa(vip): ‘future stream’ aka so he can scam us
PeriwinklePally(mod): Who wants to start taking bets on how much he scams us this stream?
NinjaJumper: Scammer Alert Scammer Alert
ExcitedOwl(vip): ill take that bet pally!!!!!!!!!
“You guys! Fuck off!” I say with a laugh. I shake my head at my friends. I know a couple of these VIPs in real life, yet they come into my chat and troll the shit out of me.
I wouldn’t have it any other way. Getting bullied is kind of my brand at this point.
“I’m not gonna scam! When was the last time I actually scammed, huh?” I wait a moment, ignoring the way Joker writes out the last couple times I said I would do something and then didn’t. “Joker? Nobody fucking asked you and I’mgettingto those things! Just because I haven’t done themyetdoesn’t mean I’m not gonna do them.”
I read a few more comments. “You’re all so impatient. Didn’t your parents ever teach you that good things come to those who wait!”
I stand up and go back to my wheel of content. I give it a huge spin, watching as it goes around and around and around. I grin as it goes. That grin immediately falls away when it lands on ‘End Stream’.
“Absolutely not,” I say, raising my hand at chat before they can even start. “Don’t even fucking start! I amnotending already. I’ve been live for like fifteen minutes. Nope, fuck off. This isnotscamming!”
ExcitedOwl(vip): wooooooow LAWL
TheGamer_JDB: LAWL
NinjaJumper: LAWL
Joker49(mod): Scammer LAWL
RodKneeonComs(mod): OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY LOSING IT YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR ME IN THE OTHER ROOM
I stare at the chat with wide eyes. Of course they all think I’m scamming them. This is a regular occurrence, getting bullied by my chat! Even my roommate is joining in to laugh at me.
“Fuck you, Rodney! YouknowI’m not going to End Stream already! And if you don’t stop laughing I’m gonna come into your room and kick your ass!”
Just then, I look over at my second monitor where I keep my own stream open but muted so that I can make sure everything is running smoothly. Half the screen is suddenly engulfed in a video of me landing on the End Stream slot overlaid with giant red letters, declaring me ‘the biggest scammer’. It looks like a weather alert or like a live reaction gif. It plays over and over again.
“Why did I give you access to my stream key,” I say, covering my face with my hands. “Hey, Azaad? Please tell me you’re here! Can youpleaseban Joker? He’s bullying me again!”
Azaad(mod): Alright, wrap it up y’all!
SirScar(vip): SCATTER!
IwaZilla(vip): SCATTER AZAAD IS HERE
Chatterbox24: PARTYS OVER!
TheGamer_JDB: SCATTER!
“I see how it is! I tell you guys to behave and I get more chaos butAzaadtells you to behave and you all scatter!” I shake my head at chat before turning back to the wheel. “Chat? Y’all suck! Okay, take two!”
I spin the wheel, giving it a good hard shove. Of fucking course, it lands on End Stream for a second time. I don’t even turn around before spinning it again, knowing chat must be going absolutely wild.
The wheel lands on ‘Shoey’ and I finally turn around, gesturing at the wheel. “The wheel has spoken!”
ShotgunAngel: What the hell is a Shoey
TwinkleKawa(vip): That’s a REAL thing??? Sounds nasty
IwaZilla(vip): @TwinkleKawa you’re such a princess
