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KnotMyProblem: I mean, same thing. Don’t tell me my stories aren’t magical

GlitterDoctor: That’s definitely one way to put it…

KnotMyProblem HEY!

KnotMyProblem: I’d like to see you magic your way into inspiring the kind of fear and awe that I do

GlitterDoctor: Are you sure about that?

KnotMyProblem: Yes

GlitterDoctor: Okay then. Get ready for the shortest, most horrifying story you’ve ever heard

KnotMyProblem: Bring it

GlitterDoctor: Placenta

Placenta-bot: [veinyplacenta.jpg]

KnotMyProblem: OH GOD

KnotMyProblem: THE VEINS

KnotMyProblem: I’M GOING TO HURL

LoveHarley: lol

GlitterDoctor: And they say the last anyone ever saw of the original KnotMyProblem, he was in his rocket ship on his way to his base on the moon

Unreleased Chat #3

Tremelo Has Joined the Chat

Tremelo: What sort of 25-year celebration do you see in the future for SDSG?

TeenDad2: Oh NO

KnotMyProblem: What?

TeenDad2: In 25 years everyone will be so OLD

TeenDad2: Gwynn is like in his mid/late forties, right?? So in twenty-five years he could be SEVENTY :horrified emoji:

Gwynning: Don’t remind me

xVerity: TD, I think the interdimensional visitor is asking about when the chat turns twenty-five, not twenty-five years from the current date.

TeenDad2: Oh

TeenDad2: How much longer do we have to wait for that?

KnotMyProblem: Yeah, that’s a good question. How long’s it been since we all met, anyway?

GlitterDoctor: My twenty-fifth Single Dad anniversary WOULD be almost that long, but I’m assuming you’ve all known each other for longer

xVerity: The chat was started almost nine years ago.

TeenDad2: YOU’RE KIDDING