KnotMyProblem: I mean, same thing. Don’t tell me my stories aren’t magical
GlitterDoctor: That’s definitely one way to put it…
KnotMyProblem HEY!
KnotMyProblem: I’d like to see you magic your way into inspiring the kind of fear and awe that I do
GlitterDoctor: Are you sure about that?
KnotMyProblem: Yes
GlitterDoctor: Okay then. Get ready for the shortest, most horrifying story you’ve ever heard
KnotMyProblem: Bring it
GlitterDoctor: Placenta
Placenta-bot: [veinyplacenta.jpg]
KnotMyProblem: OH GOD
KnotMyProblem: THE VEINS
KnotMyProblem: I’M GOING TO HURL
LoveHarley: lol
GlitterDoctor: And they say the last anyone ever saw of the original KnotMyProblem, he was in his rocket ship on his way to his base on the moon
Unreleased Chat #3
Tremelo Has Joined the Chat
Tremelo: What sort of 25-year celebration do you see in the future for SDSG?
TeenDad2: Oh NO
KnotMyProblem: What?
TeenDad2: In 25 years everyone will be so OLD
TeenDad2: Gwynn is like in his mid/late forties, right?? So in twenty-five years he could be SEVENTY :horrified emoji:
Gwynning: Don’t remind me
xVerity: TD, I think the interdimensional visitor is asking about when the chat turns twenty-five, not twenty-five years from the current date.
TeenDad2: Oh
TeenDad2: How much longer do we have to wait for that?
KnotMyProblem: Yeah, that’s a good question. How long’s it been since we all met, anyway?
GlitterDoctor: My twenty-fifth Single Dad anniversary WOULD be almost that long, but I’m assuming you’ve all known each other for longer
xVerity: The chat was started almost nine years ago.
TeenDad2: YOU’RE KIDDING