GlitterDoctor: Aye?
TeenDad2: CRY
xVerity: Aye.
xVerity: Aye: 6 Nay: 0. The motion has passed. The ban is now in effect.
KnotMyProblem: Whew. Yet another Dad’s innocence saved by politics. What would we do without you, democracy?
GlitterDoctor: I can’t believe banned topics are an actual thing in this chat
GlitterDoctor: What a life
Gwynning: When Knot’s in your chat, you’re asking for trouble if you DON’T have measures like this on standby
Unreleased Chat #2
Emma Has Joined the Chat
Emma: Whatever happened to TeenDad1?
KnotMyProblem: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
GlitterDoctor: Why do I already doubt the validity of this story?
KnotMyProblem: Everyone in Single Dad land was sleeping… except for one unfortunate young man
KnotMyProblem: So young, you might even refer to him as a teen, in fact
Gwynning: I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this plays out
xVerity: Ah, the yearly retelling of the TeenDad1 story. I don’t know about the rest of you Dads, but for me, it ranks up there with Christmas specials, only better, because it’s never the same year to year.
LoveHarley: do u guys remember what happened to teendad1 last year?
GlitterDoctor: I’m pretty sure he was put to death after telling the chat he knew some juicy details, then refusing to share them
Gwynning: Glit’s right
GlitterDoctor: As always
LoveHarley: oh yeah!
LoveHarley: i wonder whatll happen this year
KnotMyProblem: If you’d all let me type, you’d find out
KnotMyProblem: Anyway, on this DARK AND STORMY night, our teen dad TeenDad1 heard a mysterious noise coming from… across the room. Dun dun dun
TeenDad2: I’m already afraid :(
xVerity: Don’t worry, TD. Nothing will happen to you.
KnotMyProblem: For now
TeenDad2: :crying emoji:
KnotMyProblem: THUNDER. BoomCRASH! Rain like hail.Plinkplinkplinkplink. A bolt of lightning illuminated the room, and there, in the shadows, TeenDad1 spotted it…
