TeenDad2: Glit didn’t know! He wasn’t there for the vote
GlitterDoctor: I can’t believe you guys have passed group rules over the frequency at which you can talk about traumatic chats. What else are you hiding?
TeenDad2: If I told you, they’d have to kill me
GlitterDoctor: …
TeenDad2: But I can tell you this! I wanna have a big puppo. Like a Saint Bernard or a Great Pyranese
TeenDad2: *Pirinese
TeenDad2: ???? *Piranese?
TeenDad2: How do you spell that word?
xVerity: Pyrenees.
TeenDad2: That looks made up
xVerity: I don’t know what to tell you.
TeenDad2: That’s okay, xV! Anyway, I want a big dog. They’re always so friendly and goofy.
KnotMyProblem: A dog that big would crush all your babies, TD
TeenDad2: NO! They’re all very gentle. Somehow dogs know that babies are clumsy and fragile, and they take extra care to be sweet to them
KnotMyProblem: I guess if you’re going to have a whole houseful of children, you’ll need a big dog. There wouldn’t be enough room for all those hands to pet a smaller dog. Plus, you can totally install a saddle on your dog and strap your kids in during walks. BAM! Built-in stroller
TeenDad2: OMG
TeenDad2: That’s a terrible idea! Plus I’d have to make a dog saddle and I wouldn’t even know how to start
KnotMyProblem: With a dog that big, you could buy a human-sized saddle and it’d be fine. You’d need to make some adjustments to the seat so it’d be safe for kids, but it’s totally doable
TeenDad2: human-sized… saddle?
TeenDad2: What… does that mean?
GlitterDoctor: Oh dear
KnotMyProblem: You know what? Forget I said anything
Gwynning: It’s best that you don’t know
TeenDad2: :crying emoji: You guys, this is another duck incident thing, isn’t it?
KnotMyProblem: Let’s just say that kitties and puppies aren’t the only kinds of animals people get off on when they roleplay
TeenDad2: :crying emoji:
xVerity: Motion to pass a new puppy/kitty discussion ban, limiting discussion of today’s events to once (1) a calendar year.
Gwynning: Aye
KnotMyProblem: Aye
LoveHarley: aye
