LoveHarley: LOL omg xV!
GlitterDoctor: … I walked right into that one, didn’t I?
GlitterDoctor: That leaves you, xV. What would you be?
xVerity: A video camera.
TeenDad2: ??? Why?
xVerity: Because someone would need to record all of the insanity.
LoveHarley: its a good thing were stuck in our human bodies. idk if the world could handle us as inanimate objects
Gwynning: I think they could handle most of us. I don’t know if they could handleKnot
KnotMyProblem: You guys are acting like I’m a problem, but I know you’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first. I can’t help that I’m naturally brilliant
TeenDad2: Like me! I’m a light bulb
KnotMyProblem: You sure about that? It’s not too late to make you a plant
TeenDad2: NO :( :( :(
GlitterDoctor: Don’t worry, TD. When I become glitter, the first thing I’ll do is go straight for his eyes
TeenDad2: My hero <3
GlitterDoctor: And if he tries again after that, Gwynn will put a STOP to it
xVerity: Glitter-Glit and StopSign!Gwynn. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
January 26, 2020
TheCrazyGerman Has Joined the Chat
TheCrazyGerman: Hello Single Dads! As I'm sure you remember, there was a lady who seems to write about you all. (That was when all those crazy people jumped in your chat a short time ago!) We all love your chats, btw!
Now my question: Do you think the lady who is writing about you (yes, that's real, not a bad dream or another universe) could be convinced or persuaded to make an actual short story with the chats here? I mean, should ever the Single Chat Server crash, we all (including YOU) would lose your chats. And that would be a shame, with all the nice P-Bot-pics and shenanigans and links to glitter sites!
PiperScott: Hi CrazyGerman! Thank you for your kind message <3 I have some news to share that’s related to your question
KnotMyProblem: WHAT
KnotMyProblem: THE
KnotMyProblem: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
TeenDad2: Oh, two interdimensional visitors!!
TeenDad2: Guys, have the visitors ever talked to each other before?
Gwynning: No, I don’t think so
xVerity: Not that I can remember.
KnotMyProblem: NO. GUYS, THIS IS NOT OKAY. THAT’S NO VISITOR
GlitterDoctor: Here we go again. Knot, take a deep breath, okay? This much stress isn’t healthy. Do you want wrinkles?
