LoveHarley: u can lose hair too
TeenDad2: HARLEY
TeenDad2: hi <3
LoveHarley: hi TD
LoveHarley: anyway knot, be careful or ull go bald
KnotMyProblem: IF THE PRICE OF SANITY IS MY HAIR, I’LL GLADLY PAY IT
KnotMyProblem: THAT’S THE “AUTHOR” WHO WROTE OUR “BOOKS”
GlitterDoctor: xV, you have any alprazolam or clonazepam on hand?
xVerity: Yes.
GlitterDoctor: Who’s closest?
xVerity: Probably me.
GlitterDoctor: Are you available for a house call?
KnotMyProblem: I DO NOT NEED TO BE DRUGGED
KnotMyProblem: EVIL NEEDS TO BE DRUGGED
PiperScott: Knot, it’s okay
KnotMyProblem: YOU DON’T GET TO SAY THAT TO ME
KnotMyProblem: IT’S LIKE A PIT VIPER WHO’S BITTEN YOU TELLING YOU NOT TO WORRY, BECAUSE THEY WON’T DO IT AGAIN
TeenDad2: :( Knot, don’t be mean
KnotMyProblem: Tell Evil to stop being mean first!
PiperScott: Well, about that… you won’t have to worry for much longer
KnotMyProblem: … what?
PiperScott: This is the last Single Dad Sunday
KnotMyProblem: Are you serious?
TeenDad2: What does that mean??
PiperScott: No more interdimensional visitors will be stopping by to ask you guys questions. I figured I needed to close up shop before Knot spontaneously combusted
xVerity: Then you operate the interdimensional portal?
PiperScott: More or less, yes
PiperScott: And it will be closing at the end of today
xVerity: Fascinating.
Gwynning: So you’re saying that all this time, Knot was sane?
