Gwynning: I have no idea
KnotMyProblem: I could really use a tiny ramp to help me climb up onto Scooter!Harley
Gwynning: No
KnotMyProblem: How about a dildo-sized helmet?
Gwynning: Also no
KnotMyProblem: Do you care nothing for my safety, Father?
LoveHarley: LOL
Gwynning: Oh my god
Gwynning: Fine. I’ll be a stop sign, then
KnotMyProblem: Boring
KnotMyProblem: Any other takers for a dildo-sized helmet? I could really use one. Scooter!Harley’s a wild child on wheels, and I’m in for the ride of my life once I make my way on
GlitterDoctor: Knot, how would you even wear a helmet as a dildo?
KnotMyProblem: Very carefully
KnotMyProblem: I haven’t decided yet if it’d be better strapped to my action end or to my base and knot. Probably base and knot, to be honest. The heaviest part will hit the ground first, and I’ve got a THICC booty
GlitterDoctor: I wish I’d never asked
TeenDad2: I don’t want to be a dildo helmet. I want to be a light bulb inside a refrigerator
KnotMyProblem: LAME
xVerity: That’s… oddly specific.
xVerity: Why?
TeenDad2: Because I’d light up when people came to see me, which would be several times a day. Plus, there’s usually more than one light bulb in a fridge, so I’d have friends to keep me company when no one’s looking for food
GlitterDoctor: Yeah, I can see you as a light bulb
GlitterDoctor: … that’s a sentence you’ll never see again in the history of ever
TeenDad2: What would you be, Glit?
GlitterDoctor: In a move that surprises no one, I’d be a jar of very glamorous holographic glitter. I’m thinking a linear holo with a silver base… or maybe something iridescent, shimmering between blue and a heavily saturated purple-maroon
KnotMyProblem: Why be that when you could join our phallic adventures?
GlitterDoctor: Well, for one, I’m not interested in playing second fiddle when I could be having an adventure of my own, and for two, as glitter I would be both universally loved and feared. Which is how it should be.
TeenDad2: And you’d be beautiful
GlitterDoctor: Yes, it’s a plus
GlitterDoctor: With thousands of glitter flakes, I could be everywhere. See everything. Touch and conquer everyone. I’d make a night out at the club that much more beautiful, and well-deserved revenge that much more sweet. As glitter, I’d be unstoppable
xVerity: Except for Gwynn. He could still stop you.
