LoveHarley: LOL
LoveHarley: id be a scooter
TeenDad2: :laughing until crying emoji:
TeenDad2: Also HARLEY!!! Hi
LoveHarley: hi TD
KnotMyProblem: Harley, I’d pump my knot until I got all up on you, and then you’d scoot scoot me around town so we could get up to mischief
KnotMyProblem: Knot-ting dildo and Scooter!Harley, partners in pranks
KnotMyProblem: Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
TeenDad2: Scoot scoot. I can’t stop laughing
TeenDad2: can’t BREATHE
LoveHarley: LOL
Gwynning: What fresh hell have I woken up to?
KnotMyProblem: Oh, you know, just the best Single Dad chat since the infamous Duck Dick talk of yesteryear
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
TeenDad2: I wish I could unsee that GIF
GlitterDoctor: A duck dick GIF?
GlitterDoctor: I have never been more glad that I joined the chat when I did
TeenDad2: OMG Glit it was AWFUL
xVerity: It managed to be both disturbing and fascinating all at once.
GlitterDoctor: Oh, you mean like Knot?
KnotMyProblem: HEY
KnotMyProblem: If you’re going to do me dirty, at least get it right. I’m disturbing, fascinating, AND sexy
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
GlitterDoctor: TD, you might want to look into your vomiting issue before you damage your esophagus
TeenDad2: Do you have a cure for Knot being gross? :(
GlitterDoctor: I mean, it’s unconventional, but I could write you a prescription for a blindfold
GlitterDoctor: Or maybe some horse tranquilizers
Gwynning: I just caught up with the chat
Gwynning: All I can say is wow
TeenDad2: What object would you be, Gwynn?
