GlitterDoctor: Or menages
KnotMyProblem: Or menages, sure. I keep forgetting you get double dicked on a regular basis
TeenDad2: But he talks about Caleb and Everett all the time??
KnotMyProblem: Yeah, “Caleb and Everett” has morphed into one person with a bizarrely long name in my head
KnotMyProblem: Two dicks. What a life.
GlitterDoctor: Thanks… I think.
Gwynning: Back on the topic of self-care/dating yourself… one of the biggest lessons I learned from you guys when Alex and I had just met was that being a dad is fine, but it’s important to be your own person, too. I’ve tried to keep that in mind now that I’m a second-time new dad, and I wonder if it isn’t a lesson all of us should revisit from time to time
TeenDad2: I wonder if that’s why I want such a big family :( I can’t imagine what life would be like if I didn’t have a baby to care for and love on
GlitterDoctor: Oh, TD. It’ll be okay
GlitterDoctor: If you don’t want to date yourself, I’ll friendship-date the hell out of you
TeenDad2: <3
KnotMyProblem: Single Dad Friendship-Dating Ring?
xVerity: Now that’s a concept I can get behind.
January 12, 2020
Glitter_panda Has Joined the Chat
Glitter_panda: If you had to become an inanimate object for a week what would you choose to be?
KnotMyProblem: a DILDO
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
KnotMyProblem: Whoa whoa whoa, don’t be so quick to lose your lunch. Hear me out.
KnotMyProblem: Not only do you get to have sex with seriously horny people, but you could totally get up to all kinds of shenanigans
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
Gwynning: Knot, how does a dildo get up to shenanigans?
GlitterDoctor: I mean, I could think of a couple ways…
KnotMyProblem: Depends on what kind of dildo we’re dealing with
KnotMyProblem: So let’s say you’re a knotting dildo. You could strategically inflate and deflate to get yourself across the floor. Depending on how firm you are, you’d be floppy enough to bend if you push yourself against heavy objects, like a wall, so you could bunch yourself up and fall over, changing the direction you’re going in
GlitterDoctor: I’m DYING imagining a dildo pumping itself across the floor on a quest to get up to mischief
TeenDad2: Like an inch worm :laughing until crying emoji:
Gwynning: … wasn’t the question asking about INANIMATE objects?
KnotMyProblem: I mean, yeah
KnotMyProblem: But if I’m going to be an inanimate object, that means my soul is trapped inside, right? Like my new body is the inanimate object? So you bet your ass I’m gonna take advantage
