LoveHarley: knot, have i seen ur dick?
KnotMyProblem: Probably
KnotMyProblem: I mean, we got REALLY drunk that one night, and pants are only fun when you’re sober
Gwynning: I… don’t know what to do with this information
KnotMyProblem: Oh, don’t worry, I didn’t sleep with him
KnotMyProblem: I’m too much of a fan of sweet young omegas to hook up with a beefcake like Harley even when shitfaced
LoveHarley: thanks
KnotMyProblem: You’re welcome
KnotMyProblem: Besides, if I had, he would’ve remembered
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
KnotMyProblem: Once you get a taste of this knot, you never forget
xVerity: Well, I think that’s enough of this conversation for one day.
xVerity: A perfect date night in our household would involve a trip to the botanical garden followed by a candlelit dinner at a small, quiet restaurant. Probably somewhere upscale.
TeenDad2: Aww, that’s sweet
TeenDad2: I think Mal would love that <3
xVerity: I think so, too.
KnotMyProblem: But at the end of the night, you’d take him home and knot him whether hyper-sexually or romantically, wouldn’t you?
xVerity: It’s not entirely off the table.
KnotMyProblem: AHA
KnotMyProblem: So I’m right
xVerity: But I don’t need sex to enjoy myself.
Gwynning: I’m hoping Knot feels the same way, because Matthew deserves to be more than just a hole
KnotMyProblem: Whoa whoa whoa
KnotMyProblem: Liking sex doesn’t mean I don’t treat my boy right, Gwynn. It means that I treat him right on the streets, then spoil him in the sheets
LoveHarley: beach walks for me, I think
LoveHarley: itd be nice to hold Simon’s hand and listen to the ocean without anyone else around
GlitterDoctor: That’s surprisingly sweet. I approve
LoveHarley: thnx glit
GlitterDoctor: I mean, how far are we taking the sex moratorium? Because a perfect date night for me would involve Caleb and Everett making me a nice dinner, putting Parker to bed, then fucking each other on the dinner table while I eat. I’m not technically having sex that way, but sex is involved, so does that count?
Gwynning: I have a feeling it counts
