GlitterDoctor: Shit
GlitterDoctor: Then replace “fucking each other” with “posing strategically on the table looking sexy as hell, and maybe we talk about my day or something”
TeenDad2: LOL
KnotMyProblem: No shame
GlitterDoctor: You’d better believe it
GlitterDoctor: But I mean, the perfect date is all three of us getting a second alone when we don’t have to worry about Parker or Shep, which’ll probably lead to crazy hot sex, so… eh
TeenDad2: I want to cuddle with Aaron in bed and listen to all the things he has to say about work. I think he’s so sexy when he talks all smart. Then when he’s done, I want to talk about the things going on in my life, and we’ll just talk forever. Oh! Maybe there can be a skylight with tons of stars overhead. That sounds so amazing. I’d love that
KnotMyProblem: My perfect date night involves a wrestling match
Gwynning: …
KnotMyProblem: Only naked
TeenDad2: Knot OMG
KnotMyProblem: And the winner gets full rights to the loser’s ass
Gwynning: Brb on my way to rescue Matthew and the kids
KnotMyProblem: GWYNN, chill
KnotMyProblem: I’m joking
KnotMyProblem: Kind of
KnotMyProblem: If Ihadto not have sex, I’d ask Matthew what he’d like to do, and then we’d do it. And if we finished doing it, then I’d ask him what else he’d like to do, and we’d do that, too. As long as he’s happy, I’m happy
TeenDad2: Aww!!!
xVerity: That’s very sweet, Knot.
GlitterDoctor: Itiskind of cute, especially for you
KnotMyProblem: and then we’d FUCK
TeenDad2: I’m facepalming
Gwynning: I have no idea what he sees in you
KnotMyProblem: I mean, probably not much
KnotMyProblem: But he looks AT me, he sees ten inches inside himself, and that’s enough
LoveHarley: LOL
Gwynning: Aaand I’m out
TeenDad2: But you didn’t tell us what you’d do on your perfect date, Gwynn!
Gwynning: I’m thinking an overnight trip to somewhere without cell reception
Gwynning: AKA: somewhere far, far away from my son-in-law’s “ten inch” baby carrot
