LoveHarley: or a pool boy
TeenDad2: HARLEY
TeenDad2: :( :( :(
TeenDad2: I don’t wanna be in a porn
KnotMyProblem: You afraid you can’t take this big dick?
TeenDad2: No
TeenDad2: I take a big dick just fine almost every night, thank you
TeenDad2: I just don’t want yours
GlitterDoctor: He thinks you’re packing a baby carrot, Knot
Gwynning: Baby carrot. I almost choked on my coffee
TeenDad2: I didn’t say that!!
KnotMyProblem: I am OFFENDED
TeenDad2: I’m sure your dick is… nice?
TeenDad2: Like, at least average
KnotMyProblem: … average?
KnotMyProblem: You think my dick isaverage?!
xVerity: Average is an improvement over tiny.
KnotMyProblem: That’s beside the point!
KnotMyProblem: My dick is a thing of glory
Gwynning: Can we not talk about your dick, please?
KnotMyProblem: Uh, no
KnotMyProblem: My dick is majestical
GlitterDoctor: Is that even a word?
KnotMyProblem: No, it isn’t. And you know why?
KnotMyProblem: Because my dick is so amazing, no real words are good enough to describe it
LoveHarley: what about perfect?
TeenDad2: OMG HARLEY don’t say that!
Gwynning: It’s a surefire way to inflate his ego
TeenDad2: Have you seen it, though, Harley? :vomiting emoji:
LoveHarley: idk
