KnotMyProblem: ALL THIS TIME THE PL*CENTAS HAVE BEEN BECAUSE OF YOU, XV?
xVerity: I will not confirm nor deny my culpability.
KnotMyProblem: It WAS you!
KnotMyProblem: ALL THIS TIME THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
KnotMyProblem: Thank you, visiting stranger, for bringing this AWFUL BETRAYAL to my attention. Now I know who my next target is
KnotMyProblem: xV, I hope you’re ready to shine bright like a diamond, because after this beautiful sea of glitter hits, you'll never be the same. NO REMORSE
xVerity: Well, in that case…
xVerity: Bring it.
Gwynning: Knot, xV gave me moderator status so I could install it. It wasn’t him
KnotMyProblem: DOESN'T MATTER. HE ENABLED THIS
xVerity: Guilty.
KnotMyProblem: AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, our uneasy truce is still intact. You're safe. For now. But xV?
xVerity: Yes, Knot?
KnotMyProblem: I don't know when, and I don't know how, but one day justice will be served
December 15, 2019
KVause Has Joined the Chat
KVause: Describe your perfect date night with the hubby. Sex not allowed
KnotMyProblem: Uh, yeah, that noise you just heard? It was a record scratch. What kind of a date night doesn’t have sex?
TeenDad2: A romantic one
KnotMyProblem: Romantic sex exists, TD
KnotMyProblem: It’s not my fault that you can only get it up when your douche canoe is bound and gagged
TeenDad2: :horrified emoji: KNOT OMG
xVerity: Children.
KnotMyProblem: What?
xVerity: Play nicely.
TeenDad2: I can get it up lots of other ways, too, okay???
TeenDad2: Probably more ways than you can
KnotMyProblem: Is that a challenge?
GlitterDoctor: This is like the setup for a bad porn flick. All we need is a pizza boy or a plumber and we’ll have a cult classic on our hands
