Gwynning: Alex has told me that if I ever get him pregnant again, he'll take up painting with blood
Gwynning: Mine, presumably, although I haven't asked
Gwynning: He could be talking about using his placenta
Placenta-bot: [giantplacenta.jpg]
KnotMyProblem: GAH
KnotMyProblem: GOODBYE
TeenDad2: No!! Tell us about babies!
KnotMyProblem: Sorry, can't hear you from THE MOON
Gwynning: Gee, it's almost like someone planned this
Gwynning: Good thing it was totally coincidental and not a scheme to get you to leave before you can ruin me by telling me about my son’s sex life
KnotMyProblem: BTW I'm still actively boinking your son
Gwynning: UGH
GlitterDoctor: You know, seeing this exchange has convinced me that you're right, xV
GlitterDoctor: Alpha minds DO work in different ways
xVerity: For the record, Mal and I are not planning on more children for now.
TeenDad2: I guess we can ask Harley if anything has changed since the last time he talked about having babies the next time we see him
TeenDad2: It's weird for him to be gone for so long. I hope everything's okay :(
October 13, 2019
Kiliad1K Has Joined the Chat
Kiliad1K: Hey Knot, did you ever hear what happened to Bankes? Like, I dunno, double pneumonia from aspirating glitter?
GlitterDoctor: Oh no
TeenDad2: here we go again
KnotMyProblem: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
xVerity: Knot, I believe conventional wisdom states that starting your work of fiction with a comment about the weather is a sign of weak writing.
KnotMyProblem: Is that the sound of you coming for me, xV, or is it just the sound of me arriving at literary greatness?
xVerity: I'm… honestly not sure how to answer that question.
KnotMyProblem: There you go
KnotMyProblem: ANYWAY
KnotMyProblem: As you probably know, since all you creepy people have read an actual book with explicit details about my life, I took Bankes down in a blaze of glory the likes of which New York has never seen
Gwynning: If all these people have supposedly read "books" about our lives, then why don't they already know this story? It was all you could talk about for weeks
