KnotMyProblem: I don't make the rules, Gwynn
KnotMyProblem: It's just how it is
KnotMyProblem: ANYWAY ANYWAY
KnotMyProblem: I heard through the grapevine that a certain asshole stepped down from his position after I left
KnotMyProblem: So sad
KnotMyProblem: He was such a sweet little turdnugget, so deserving of success and not at all bitter or conniving
TeenDad2: OMG
KnotMyProblem: It is sad, isn't it, TD?
GlitterDoctor: Knot, I don't know what witchcraft you used to become a person who can simultaneously make me want to roll my eyes and burst out laughing, but whatever it is, it's working
xVerity: Ah, I can answer that.
xVerity: It's a rare side effect of mispronouncing the bibbidi-bobbidi-boo incantation.
xVerity: Along with chronic singledom.
Gwynning: It makes so much sense
KnotMyProblem: Now I'm the one rolling my eyes
KnotMyProblem: Guys, I'm just naturally funny
GlitterDoctor: Right
KnotMyProblem: I'm the LIFE of the party
KnotMyProblem: It comes with the territory of being a twin
Gwynning: Wait, did we know you're a twin?
GlitterDoctor: All this time has it been two of you in this chat?
xVerity: That would explain why for a while it seemed like you never slept.
KnotMyProblem: No
KnotMyProblem: All you guys are weird
KnotMyProblem: It's been me from the start
TeenDad2: Is your twin the same as you, Knot???
TeenDad2: omg what does he do?
TeenDad2: Is he a banker too?
KnotMyProblem: No
KnotMyProblem: Guys, my twin isn't even a guy
KnotMyProblem: My sister Catherine is the CEO of her own company and she makes a squintillion dollars a year
