KnotMyProblem: I mean, there’s one motherfucker out there who *should* be quaking in his boots, but it sure as shit isn’t you, Gwynn
KnotMyProblem: If everything goes off without a hitch, it’ll work to all our benefits. Pinkie swear
Gwynning: Pinkie is that unicorn from the pony show. Do you mean ‘pinky’ or am I missing something?
KnotMyProblem: God, Gwynn, she’s an EARTH pony, not a unicorn
KnotMyProblem: I don’t even have kids yet and somehow I know that
Gwynning: …
KnotMyProblem: Anyway, no. You’re not missing anything
KnotMyProblem: It won’t be for a while because I’ve got to get my ducks in a row, but when it happens, Matthew will never want for love or money again
Gwynning: I trust you
Damien was in the middle of composing a snarky response to Gwynn’s poor life choices when Gwynn beat him to the chase.
Gwynning: Which is probably a terrible idea, isn’t it?
KnotMyProblem: You’ll have to wait and see
Gwynning: Is it too late to take back my heartfelt acceptance? Somehow I forgot how much trouble you are
Damien snorted.
KnotMyProblem: TOO LATE, SUCKER
Gwynning: Fuck
KnotMyProblem: You’re stuck with me
Gwynning: Why did I let myself be conned into this?
KnotMyProblem: Because I drive a hard bargain, and I do it well
KnotMyProblem: Also for diplomatic reasons, probably. Just like in the olden days, when monarchs used their children as political war pieces, I imagine my union with your son means the Glitter War has come to an end
Gwynning: I suppose so
KnotMyProblem: For now we’ll call it an uneasy truce
Gwynning: I can’t believe the conversation has veered in this direction
Gwynning: Before we start divvying up territory and establishing new tax laws, I’m going to go to bed
KnotMyProblem: Night
Gwynning: Goodnight, see you tomorrow at seven
The green dot on Gwynn’s icon disappeared, but the conversation they’d had stuck with Damien. Despite Gwynn’s initial opposition, he’d come around. Whatever Matthew had said must have struck a chord. When they were together again, Damien would reward him for his hard work and bravery, but tonight there were other matters he had to see to. First, Damien sent a text to Matthew asking when he’d like to book his flight. Next, he got in touch with Nadja to let her know what was going on.
Guess who found a boyfriend?
Shut up.It was just like Nadja to be supportive. Damien snorted. While he grinned like a fool at the screen, another one of her texts arrived.Let me guess… body pillow?
Nope
