Inflatable doll?
Negative
… animatronic sex bot?
NO. We’re talking a real flesh and bone human being
Ah, necromancy. I see. Well, I for one always knew this day would come, and I fully support you and your reanimated corpse groom as our new dark magic overlords. I’ll be happy to bring you lattes in the morning and virginal human sacrifices at night. I mean, it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it
Damien clamped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing too hard. He ended up cackling regardless. No doubt someone a few doors down had heard him and was scowling in his general direction for having fun in a no-fun zone, but they could suck his dick.
Or do his taxes.
Dick sucking was probably too much fun.
Don’t forget you’ll be responsible for getting our evil cowls in for dry cleaning
… okay I legit just googled what a cowl is, and the top result is for a six dollar ‘high split plunge cowl neck metallic dress’ which looks like the kind of thing I’d wear out on a night to the club when I’m looking to score some D
Nadja sent a picture to back up her claim, and Damien almost lost it laughing. With its side split and low-plunging neckline, the dress covered less than a towel.
It was also fabulous.
Glit would approve.
I don’t know what you want from me, Nadja. Being evil doesn’t mean I can’t be fashionable and sexy.
I’m legit crying with laughter right now, Big D
Glittery cowls aside, I was serious about the whole boyfriend thing. We’re still trying to arrange the details, but I wanted to let you know he’ll be coming to live with me in the next week or two
In the condo?
Yup.
I’ll send in a cleaning service while you’re at work tomorrow to get it sparkling.Nadja followed up her message with a question.Just so we’re on the same page here… you’re not gonna be giving me the boot now that you’ve got a little love slave to take care of things at home for you, are you? Because I get it if you are, but if you could give me a heads up so I don’t end up on the streets come the first, I’d really appreciate it.
I’m not letting you go
Phew! Okay, way to scare me. Anyway, I’ll get on making sure the condo is spic and span. You won’t recognize it when you get back
I’ll also need you ready to book plane tickets for him and his daughter once I’ve got the details finalized.Damien considered the text, then added,Btw, if you could research the most comfortable pullout couches, I’d appreciate it. I’m going to have to replace my current couch so his daughter can sleep in the living room. It’ll be a temporary arrangement until I figure out where we’ll go after we move out of the million-dollar closet
Can do!
With the conversation having come to its natural end, Damien wheeled back to his desk and got back to work. Soon enough he’d have someone waiting at home who’d make signing off for the night worth it, but until then, he’d put his nose to the grindstone and wade through the same old rivers of shit he always had. Only now, the end was in sight. He had a plan, and he’d stick to it.
This wouldn’t be forever. There was another way.
All Damien had to do was hold on until he got there.
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At seven o’clock Central the following day, Damien tabbed into the Single Dad chat.
KnotMyProblem: Hey @everyone, @Gwynning and I wanted to clear the air
