Jordan
Well, I thought you’d be less judgey about it, but now I can’t tell.
Cree
Trust me, I’m not judging. I’m just shocked, I guess.
Jordan
Why? Do I look slutty? You’d be shocked how unfuckable guys find me.
Cree
I can’t imagine anyone finding you unfuckable.
Jordan
I’m hot but annoying.
Cree
You’re not annoying.
Jordan
No, it’s true. I’m super annoying. I probably annoy the shit out of you and we only text every now and again.
Cree
You don’t annoy me. I’m just not a talkative person.
Jordan
You talk to me.
Cree
Yeah, I guess I do.
Jordan
Uh, to be clear, I have done other things.Like, I’m not a total newb or anything. This isn’t a never been kissed situation. I’ve just never sealed the deal. You know?
Cree
Okay.
Jordan
Don’t just say okay like that. It sounds judgey and I will be riddled with anxiety until I see you.
Cree
I’m sorry. I just don’t know what to say. It would be easier to talk about this in person.
Jordan
But you still want to talk to me?
