Sigh. So we won’t be campaigning for Christmas orgies going forward? Or just no Christmas orgies with the Mulvaneys? Be specific.
Cree
Not trying to yuk your yum but I don’t think I’m the orgy type.
Jordan
Bummer.
Cree
Are you that eager to sleep with the Mulvaneys or are you just pro-orgies in general?
Jordan
I’m not really sure. Like, when you think about it, it sounds kind of sexy and like the core four make it seem like hot or whatever, but I’m also the jealous type so I don’t know if I could watch someone else have sex with you like right in front of me.
Cree
You’d be jealous of me?
Jordan
No, over you.
Cree
You’d be jealous over me? Like, you don’t want me sleeping with other people?
Jordan
Well, yeah. In this fictional scenario you’re my boyfriend and I’m not a 19 year old untouchable virgin.
Cree
Are we gonna just skate past the fact that you just told me you’re a virgin?
Jordan
We don’t have to skate. We can drive, surf, backflip. Whatever mode of transportation you want. Just don’t go telling everyone that. I have a reputation to protect.
Cree
You have a reputation? With who exactly?
Jordan
Wow. Way to call me friendless.
Cree
Jordan
Fine. Matty, I guess.
Cree
Matty doesn’t know you’re a virgin, but I do?
