Cree
Why wouldn’t I want to talk to you?
Jordan
I don’t know. If you were like looking for a Christmas Eve hookup or whatever? Like, I’m down, but I just wanted to manage your expectations.
Cree
There’s so much to unpack here. One: I wasn’t looking for a ‘Christmas Eve hookup’. Two: If I was, I wouldn’t care about your level of experience. Three: I don’t do hookups.
Jordan
Ever?
Cree
Not anymore.
Jordan
But you used to?
Cree
When I was a kid, I used to hookup cause it seemed like what I was supposed to do, but I really didn’t like it. I want sex to mean something.
Jordan
Swoon.
Cree
Are you making fun of me now?
Jordan
No, I’m kind of falling in love with you.
Cree
Someone like you would probably find someone like me super boring in the long run.
Jordan
Someone like me? Meaning what?
Cree
You…kinda have a larger than life personality. You’re a rock star. I’m boring in comparison.
Jordan
Would I like to be a rock star? Sure. Will I ever be? Probably not. But even if I was, I wouldn’t want all that chaos to follow me home. My whole life is chaotic enough. I would want peace. Do you know how loud my house was growing up? You’d probably get sick of me first. I never stop yapping.
Cree
I noticed.
