Could you rally the team? Having BSU’s star athletes there would really elevate the event and the cause. Additionally, I’ve heard that hockey players have excellent balance.
Let me know by Wednesday so we can promote accordingly.
Best,
Anonymous Donor Committee
P.S. Appropriate roller disco attire is required.
I’m a genius, if I do say so myself. Oliver’s the team mom—he’ll guilt every single one of those hockey boys into attending.
And a roller rink? Perfect. Low lighting for intimate moments, but public enough that they can’t hide. A couple’s roller skating competition will force Drew and Jackson to perform their little charade while trying not to fall on their asses.
My phone buzzes. Oliver’s already responded. God, that boy needs to get himself a man.
FROM: [email protected]
RE: Charity Event Opportunity
Absolutely! The team loves supporting good causes. I’ll have everyone there.
-O
Perfect. I fire back a quick response and close my laptop. Everyone will be riding the high of winning against Boston College (because, let’s face it, they’re going to win), and their guards will be down. That’s when the truth will come out.
Fake couples crack under pressure. The forced intimacy, the physical contact, the need to sell it to a crowd? Someone always slips.
BARRACUDAS GROUP CHAT
Gerard
Holy snickers! Shots have been fired! The Ice Queen is going to war with Sarah! I think this is better than Netflix!
Oliver
The Ice Queen has claws, and they’ve been sharpened into Freddy Krueger knives LOL I lay you odds that Sarah’s going to murder her.
Kyle
I’m here for it. I can never say no to a good cat fight.
Nathan
Drew, buddy, you okay? The Ice Queen really doesn’t believe you and Jackson.
Elliot
Why am I in this chat? I literally do not care about the drama.
Gerard
Baby, you LOVE the drama. You read the entire post out loud to me this morning.
Elliot
That’s because you had your head under the blankets.
