Although… am I contributing to your procrastination?
I take full responsibility. They’re great, though.
Thanks.
Dec 23 at 3:35 PM
OWEN
Me again. So, just went to the market a couple blocks over for currants and someone gave me a flyer for the “No Pants Subway Ride”.
GEORGE
Oh, are they reviving that?
Maybe? Do I want to know what it is?
Probably not.
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
My market sells currants?
Indeed they do.
Dec 23 at 4:22 PM
GEORGE
Hypothetical question: Can you overwater a Christmas tree?
OWEN
Yes.
Oh.
Is my tree still alive?
I mean, I think once you take an ax to it and drag it away from its natural ecosystem its days are numbered.
That’s dark, man.
Sorry, been writing a kidnapping sequence the last few hours.
And, yes, your tree is still alive.
That paper is from two days ago.
It’s COLD out there and town is more than a mile away.
Fair enough.
Dec 23 5:07 PM
GEORGE