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Although… am I contributing to your procrastination?

I take full responsibility. They’re great, though.

Thanks.

Dec 23 at 3:35 PM

OWEN

Me again. So, just went to the market a couple blocks over for currants and someone gave me a flyer for the “No Pants Subway Ride”.

GEORGE

Oh, are they reviving that?

Maybe? Do I want to know what it is?

Probably not.

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

My market sells currants?

Indeed they do.

Dec 23 at 4:22 PM

GEORGE

Hypothetical question: Can you overwater a Christmas tree?

OWEN

Yes.

Oh.

Is my tree still alive?

I mean, I think once you take an ax to it and drag it away from its natural ecosystem its days are numbered.

That’s dark, man.

Sorry, been writing a kidnapping sequence the last few hours.

And, yes, your tree is still alive.

That paper is from two days ago.

It’s COLD out there and town is more than a mile away.

Fair enough.

Dec 23 5:07 PM

GEORGE