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OWEN
Wow, I’m impressed she had time to send that. Her train is in half an hour.
Right… Christmas in Pennsylvania with Crazy Aunt Eleanor. Why aren’t you going?
Well, first, CRAZY Aunt Eleanor. But also, not my side of the family.
Ah, yes.
Oh hey look there’s more:
God, I’m sorry. I’ll stop. I hope I’m not keeping you from anything. Damn, am I keeping you from anything?
Feeling like I have to go out because coming all the way to New York to sit in an apartment is pathetic?
Open the window. Smell the exhaust and listen to the sirens. Authentic New York experience.
On it. OMG, another weiner dog!
Dec 23 6:26 PM
OWEN
Hey, your neighbors loved the scones, btw.
GEORGE
Oh great, now they’ll do nothing but ask when you’re coming back.
Sorry!
Don’t be!
Dec 23 at 7:35 PM
GEORGE
I checked out your website!
OWEN
Oh. Hey. How’d you find that?
Years of getting under the skin of Sebastian Steele have taught me how to track down anyone on the face of the Earth…
No. It’s in your email address, dude.
Oh yeah.
