OWEN
Do you want the answer that will help you sleep at night or the real one?
Oh, God.
Dec 23 at 1:35 PM
GEORGE
WTF is this?
OWEN
That’s an ermine!
Wait, really? We have those? Like… royal furs from the Renaissance ermine?
Yep.
I’m impressed!
Dec 23 at 1:38 PM
GEORGE
And now I’m DEpressed and a little sick because who would make a coat out of those little guys?!
OWEN
If it makes you feel better, they hunt cute little bunnies themselves.
It does not.
Dec 23 at 1:55 PM
OWEN
Hey, quick question. Do you think the guys next door would like some scones?
GEORGE
Like these scones in your freezer? That are insanely good and that I assume you made?
Yeah?
OMG, I think they’ll adopt you.
Dec 23 at 2:53 PM
GEORGE
I love these puzzle boxes of yours. I hope you don’t mind that I’m playing with them.
OWEN
Not at all. That’s what they’re for. Glad you like them!
