Page 94 of Pine for Me


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Sarina Arora

Baby steps. Ooh, and a baby, too! Gah! I can’t believe I’m going to be an aunt!

Nisha Arora

What did I say about getting too excited?

Piper Menon

Does that mean we can’t even throw you a baby shower later?

Nisha Arora

That’s exactly what that means. No celebrations until I have this baby in my arms.

Sarina Arora

Ugh, fine. We get it. But once that baby is here, we’re not holding back!

Since we’re on the topic, are you still good to keep Rome and Pearl this weekend? Troy and I are meeting the wedding planner in Cabo San Lucas to check out the wedding venue in person.

Nisha Arora

Of course! Patton is actually bringing Bob over, and we’ve got a whole day planned with them.

Sarina Arora

They are already pumped about spending time with their aunt Nisha, but when I tell them Uncle Patton and Bob will be there, too . . . they’re going to go nuts.

Kavi Case

OMG, is Bob still using your Darth Vader vibrator as his chew toy?

Nisha Arora

Worse. He broke it, so now it repeats, “I am your father,” every few minutes. Which is deeply disturbing on multiple levels, especially since we have a baby on the way.

Rani Meyer

I just snorted coffee through my nose.

Piper Menon

Or maybe this is a sign from the universe to call your baby Luke.

Nisha Arora

Yeah, that’s exactly how I want to explain my kid’s name origin. “Well, sweetie, you see, Mommy’s dildo chose your name for us.”

Mala Meyer

HAHAH! Since we’re on the subject of adorable kids and making babies, @Sarina Arora, when is the next baby Winters coming?

Sarina Arora

Let’s get through the wedding at the end of the month before you even think about asking me that question.

Mala Meyer