Sarina Arora
Baby steps. Ooh, and a baby, too! Gah! I can’t believe I’m going to be an aunt!
Nisha Arora
What did I say about getting too excited?
Piper Menon
Does that mean we can’t even throw you a baby shower later?
Nisha Arora
That’s exactly what that means. No celebrations until I have this baby in my arms.
Sarina Arora
Ugh, fine. We get it. But once that baby is here, we’re not holding back!
Since we’re on the topic, are you still good to keep Rome and Pearl this weekend? Troy and I are meeting the wedding planner in Cabo San Lucas to check out the wedding venue in person.
Nisha Arora
Of course! Patton is actually bringing Bob over, and we’ve got a whole day planned with them.
Sarina Arora
They are already pumped about spending time with their aunt Nisha, but when I tell them Uncle Patton and Bob will be there, too . . . they’re going to go nuts.
Kavi Case
OMG, is Bob still using your Darth Vader vibrator as his chew toy?
Nisha Arora
Worse. He broke it, so now it repeats, “I am your father,” every few minutes. Which is deeply disturbing on multiple levels, especially since we have a baby on the way.
Rani Meyer
I just snorted coffee through my nose.
Piper Menon
Or maybe this is a sign from the universe to call your baby Luke.
Nisha Arora
Yeah, that’s exactly how I want to explain my kid’s name origin. “Well, sweetie, you see, Mommy’s dildo chose your name for us.”
Mala Meyer
HAHAH! Since we’re on the subject of adorable kids and making babies, @Sarina Arora, when is the next baby Winters coming?
Sarina Arora
Let’s get through the wedding at the end of the month before you even think about asking me that question.
Mala Meyer