So, if I’m reading between the lines correctly, you’re saying Troy’s swimmers are on standby until the honeymoon?
Sarina Arora
No, if you’re reading between the lines correctly, I’m saying that I need to focus on the wedding before I let him knock me up.
Piper Menon
“Let him”? Girl, we’ve seen the way you look at him. You’re going to be begging for Troy’s baby gravy before the cake-cutting.
Nisha Arora
Here comes another bout of morning sickness . . .
Sarina Arora
Ew. Please refrain from calling my fiancé’s sperm “baby gravy”.
Kavi Case
Seconding that. Piper, I’ll Venmo you ten bucks if you promise to retire “baby gravy” from your vocabulary.
Piper Menon
No worries. We’ll stick to Troy’s penis pudding, then.
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[Piper Menonhas addedNisha Arorato the chat]
Rani Meyer
OH MY GOD.
Kavi Case
[Gif of woman screaming, “My eyes! My eyes!”]
Piper Menon
Okay, fine! I promise to use only wholesome phrases like “mouthwash” and “love juice” from now on.
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Piper Menon
Sigh. I’m not bringing her back. She’d just leave again once I suggested “throat yogurt”.
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Piper Menon
Rani? You still riding this out with me?
