Mala Meyer
Like what? Don’t leave us hanging, girl!
Nisha Arora
That he moved here for me. That he’s cutting back on work for us and for his own happiness. That fame meant nothing without me. That over the past seven years, he’s been working on becoming the man I deserve.
And that he plans to stay.
Rani Meyer
[Gif of a woman fainting] Lord. With his husky voice and those fuck-me eyes, bet he had your vagina wanting to jump on and make a twin.
Kavi Case
[Gif of woman trying to solve a hard math problem] Pretty sure that’s not how it works, babe, but I’m all for Nisha trying.
Bella Meyer
But also, he MOVED HERE FOR YOU?! He PLANS TO STAY?! Nisha, isn’t that exactly what you wanted?
Piper Menon
Can we all acknowledge how I predicted this? I told you he’d be dusting out your girl parts, and boom! Pregnant! Honestly, I need to hit some tables in Vegas.
Nisha Arora
Look, I’m not saying all that wasn’t great to hear. It’s exactly what I’ve wanted him to say. But SAYING and DOING are very different things.
We’re having a baby , but that doesn’t mean I have forgotten that he let me down before. Who’s to say he won’t again?
Sarina Arora
Okay, you’re scared. Totally valid. No one knows how you feel better than me, given how standoffish I was with Troy for so long. But being scared doesn’t mean you refuse to see that the man has ACTUALLY changed.
Rani Meyer
Exactly! He moved across the street for you. He’s scaling back on work. He surprises you with French toast from that restaurant you love. Those are all ACTIONS!
Piper Menon
Let’s not forget that he dicks you whenever and wherever you please!
Bella Meyer
It’s okay to be cautious, Neesh, but be cautiously optimistic. Because the longer you wait, the more you’re just denying your chance at something real.
Piper Menon
Translation: stop being a pussy about this pussy situation.
Nisha Arora
FINE! Maybe he’s actually changed, and maybe there’s hope of a second chance for us. But don’t start looking for bridesmaids dresses yet. I’m not promising marriage just because he knocked me up with his pussy-duster dick!
Piper Menon
BAHAH! Pussy-duster! I’m dead! That’s going straight into my vocab for describing a good dick.
