Bella Meyer
I have to ask, and feel free to tell me I’m crossing the line, Neesh, but . . . didn’t you guys go through rounds of IVF to get pregnant last time? And this just happened naturally?
Mala Meyer
Exactly, that’s the surprising part. The “pregnant” part, not so much.
Nisha Arora
What do you mean, “the pregnant part, not so much”?! Did you guys see this in my master plan binder somewhere? Because I didn’t.
Kavi Case
Clearly, the whole section titled “How to Avoid Getting Knocked Up by Your Ex” in your master plan binder needed work.
Mala Meyer
But with the way you two have been hooking up, we all knew SOMETHING was bound to happen. I just figured you’d get back together for real first. Apparently, your uterus decided to bypass all that drama!
Nisha Arora
“For real first” as in, getting married again??
Mala Meyer
No, not necessarily. But I don’t think anyone in this beautiful bitch brigade has ruled that out as a possibility for you guys.
Nisha Arora
Marriage again? BAHAH! Yeah, no.
Sarina Arora
Didn’t you literally call yourself his girlfriend yesterday? But sure, marriage is a stretch. Keep lying to yourself, sis.
Nisha Arora
Marriage ISN’T a stretch when it happens the first time. But a second time with the same person?? That IS a stretch. My uterus might have gotten a jump start, but I’m not insane.
Sarina Arora
Is it insanity to believe that people can change? That they can grow and learn from their mistakes? I’ve said this before, he’s not the same man you left.
Piper Menon
Also, let’s not pretend you’re not still in love with him. Because your browser history of his name over the years would prove otherwise.
Bella Meyer
Wait, before we go further, @Nisha Arora, can I ask how he took the news when you told him?
Kavi Case
Yeah, did he seem happy?
Nisha Arora
He’s . . . really happy. Even though part of me wanted him to hold back a little. But he said things I wasn’t expecting.
