Not yet. I think he was just called out to a house fire. Either that, or he got distracted taking dick pics to send me.
Rani Meyer
Ugh, gross. I swear, your husband needs an intervention. With garlic and a bat.
Kavi Case
The man’s permanent setting is “unhinged”. Also, Nisha! You’re pregnant?!
Rani Meyer
Seriously @Nisha Arora. You have fifteen seconds to get on this chat and come clean. Why were we not informed earlier?
Nisha Arora
Literally sharpening my knitting needles right now. I am going to MURDER Patton.
Sarina Arora
Troy texted me asking about it, BTW.
Piper Menon
Dev texted me the same thing. But seriously, since when did our men become bigger gossips than wine moms? I didn’t tell Dev because I didn’t want him to say anything to Patton until you were ready, Neesh.
Rani Meyer
So it’s true? You ARE pregnant? And you didn’t think to tell the rest of us?? What are we, chopped liver?
Bella Meyer
OMG, congrats, Nisha! But also, say bye to those pineapple margaritas!
Nisha Arora
Ugh, don’t remind me. And it’s not like that, Rani. I just found out, and I’m only five weeks along. Neither me nor Patton want to get excited too early, since you guys already know what happened the last two times.
Anyway, this isn’t how I meant for everyone to find out. I was going to tell you all properly once I was a little further along and not puking up my guts anymore.
Rani Meyer
Ugh, you played the “what happened last time” card, and now I can’t be mad anymore. Fine, I get it. But GAH, I can’t help being excited!
Mala Meyer
Oh my gosh! This is the best news I’ve heard all week! Not the puking part, but the pregnant part.
Kavi Case
Wait, did you say five weeks? As in, the weekend of the joint parties?
Piper Menon
As in, the night she came in looking like a dominatrix in all that black leather.
Rani Meyer
I mean, I don’t blame Patton AT ALL. I almost switched teams that night after seeing our girl in that dress.
