Hudson Case
For fuck’s sake, Dean. Have you ever considered just stopping at the funny part?
Dean Meyer
No, because stopping is for quitters and geriatrics like you.
Hudson Case
At least my balls still function as balls.
Dean Meyer
They haven’t been tested since the Reagan administration, so who the fuck knows?
Patton Pierce
As riveting as this is, I should really go and grovel to my wife.
Garrett Meyer
You mean your pregnant, homicidal EX-wife?
Patton Pierce
Pregnant, homicidal, and hot-as-fuck, yup. I just hope she doesn’t actually mean what she said about my spleen. Wish me luck, brothers.
Troy Winters
We’re pooling our money to send flowers to your funeral.
Patton Pierce
Thanks for the vote of confidence, assholes.
Troy Winters
Anytime.
twenty-four
nisha
The Clam Jam
Rani Meyer
HOLD THE LINE! @Nisha Arora, what is this I’m hearing from Darian? You’re PREGNANT?!
Mala Meyer
Wait, what??
Rani Meyer
Dean hasn’t told you? The guys found out in their group chat.
Mala Meyer
