Troy Winters
Wait, he inquires about my dick daily?
Dev Menon
And twice on Sundays.
Troy Winters
The fuck?
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Dean Meyer
Dude! Of course it’s not DAILY! Jesus, what do you take me for? A fucking creeper?
Hudson Case
Yes.
Darian Menon
Yes.
Patton Pierce
Fuck. Nisha just texted me with a very detailed account of how she plans to rip my spleen from my body. [Gif of Chris Pratt running a hand down his face]
Troy Winters
Shit. Sarina must have messaged her as soon as I texted.
Dev Menon
I swear, these women have a faster network than the fucking CIA.
Dean Meyer
@Patton Pierce, I wouldn’t blame you if you hid in your house like a scared little bitch. I have half a mind to do the same every time I see your ex-wife. She’s fucking intimidating, bro.
Garrett Meyer
She lives right in front of you. There’s no way you can just hide out in your house.
Patton Pierce
You’re right. How do you think Ecuador is this time of year? I could move there and change my name.
Dev Menon
You could move to Neptune, and Nisha would track you down with nothing but her hair clipper and sheer rage.
Dean Meyer
Facts. She once side-eyed me from across the room during a party, and I swear, my balls retracted into my body. In fact, my body started treating them like kidneys, processing my urine and shit. Well, not my actual shit because my colon still did that but, you get the idea.
