Just for a few months. It’s no big deal.
Dev Menon
No big deal? She almost didn’t come to my and Piper’s wedding because it happened to coincide with some big event at the dojang. There’s no way she would take time off. Unless . . .
Dean Meyer
Unless what? What the fuck? Don’t leave us hanging, Dev!
Troy Winters
Holy shit. But Sarina would have told me if . . .
Garrett Meyer
If what?
Patton Pierce
If nothing. Can we forget I said anything?
Hudson Case
You want us to forget that you accidentally spilled the beans on Nisha being pregnant? The Dumb and Dumber twins on this chat can’t figure it out, but it’s pretty obvious that’s what it is.
Dean Meyer
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Garrett Meyer
WHAT? Dude! @Patton Pierce, is Hudson correct? Is Nisha pregnant??
Patton Pierce
Sorry, guys, I’m running late for something. Talk later.
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Dean Meyer
Oh, hell no. You’re one of the schlongs, bro. And we never leave another schlong hanging.
Hudson Case
There’s a visual I wasn’t planning to have this early in the morning.
Dean Meyer
What can I say? I’m a giver. @Patton Pierce, get your ass back in this conversation. You can’t ghost us like some basic bitch on Tinder.
Patton Pierce
Fuck. Fine. Yes, she’s pregnant. But it’s still really early, so you guys can’t say anything. I’m a dead man if she finds out I said anything.
Dean Meyer
