Page 86 of Pine for Me


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I’ve seen her spar. One of her precision kicks and you’d be done. So, yeah, I actually believe you.

Troy Winters

Shit. Sorry, bro. I already sent off a text to Sarina.

Dev Menon

Fuck, same. I messaged Piper to ask.

Patton Pierce

Tell me you guys are kidding.

Dev Menon

I wish I was. But honestly, Piper would smell it a mile away if I was keeping a secret like this.

Dean Meyer

At least it wasn’t me for once with the extreme premature ejaculation of the mouth.

Darian Meyer

There are so many other ways you could have phrased that, but of course that’s what you went with.

Dean Meyer

You’re right, little brother. Let me rephrase: at least I didn’t BLOW MY LOAD of information this time.

Hudson Case

[Gif of Harvey Specter pinching the bridge of his nose] This is why I drink.

Dean Meyer

You’ve been drinking since Prohibition. Calm down.

Troy Winters

There’s no way our girls didn’t know, @Dev Menon. That means they’ve been keeping it from us.

Dev Menon

Yeah? And what are we going to do about it?

Dean Meyer

Nothing. Unless you two are willing to have your dicks go into hibernation for the foreseeable future. Because that’s exactly what will happen if you accuse them of keeping secrets.

Troy Winters

And given I’m getting married to my girl in a matter of weeks, fuck no, I’m not willing to do that.

Darian Meyer

Sorry @Patton Pierce. I’m going to have to tell Rani, too. I’ve never been able to keep anything from her.

Dean Meyer