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Seven Schlongs Hen Party
Troy Winters
Not to start rumors, but @Patton Pierce, bro, what happened at Haircuts and Heartthrobs yesterday? Sarina said she came out of her suite and saw you strangling a dude.
Dean Meyer
Ooh, kinky. Can I ask what his safeword was?
Hudson Case
@Patton Pierce, are you alright? I’m sure the asshole deserved it, but what the hell happened!?
Dean Meyer
Love how you’re asking if Patton is alright when he was the one doing the strangling. Seriously, Patton could commit homicide and you’d call it philanthropy.
Patton Pierce
I’d hardly call it strangling. Just needed him to keep his hands off what’s mine.
Garrett Meyer
Keep his hands off what’s yours? Wait, does this have something to do with Nisha?
Dean Meyer
That’s the only reason I can think of that would make Patton go all aggro. Deets, Hollywood! Did some asshole try to motorboat your woman?
Darian Meyer
Dean, not every fight is about boobs.
Dean Meyer
That’s true. Some are about honor and food . . . but mostly about boobs.
Patton Pierce
He’s a colleague from her dojang. Apparently, they “dated,” which should be reason enough to strangle him. The fact that I had any restraint . . .
Anyway, he was asking why she couldn’t teach taekwondo anymore, then assumed she was sick. Next thing I know, he had his hands all over her.
I kept it together until he said something about sleeping with her. That’s when I lost it. Anyway, it’s resolved. My team slapped him with an NDA and paid him off to keep his mouth shut.
Darian Meyer
Why can’t Nisha teach taekwondo anymore?
Troy Winters
Interesting. Sarina never told me Nisha is taking time off from the dojang.
Patton Pierce
