As I recall, Patton never had a problem pleasing you.
Nisha Arora
Yeah, well, he also never had a problem being MIA when I needed him most.
Bella Meyer
Has he tried to get in touch with you yet?
Nisha Arora
He texted me a couple of days ago with a “Hey”.
Sarina Arora
And you’re JUST telling us?! Especially me! Does sharing a womb, where you took up most of the goddamn room by the way, mean nothing to you anymore??
Nisha Arora
Calm your tits. I didn’t think it was a big deal.
Piper Menon
Wasn’t a big deal?? “Hey” is literally code for “I’d like to fuck you over the nearest flat surface.” When Dev messages me with a “Hey,” I know I’m about to be face down, ass up on the kitchen counter within the next hour.
Bella Meyer
TMI, but also, did you respond to Patton, Nisha?
Nisha Arora
No. Also, who gave him my new number?
Sarina Arora
Not me. You might betray me—keeping secrets and shit—but I would never!
Nisha Arora
Your flair for the dramatics today is second only to your seventh-grade stage performance where you pretended to faint and elbowed Sammy DeWalt in the eye. Kid walked around with a black eye all week.
Sarina Arora
It’s not my fault he forgot where he was supposed to be and ended up behind me during the most important performance of my life!
Piper Menon
I didn’t give him your number, either. I haven’t spoken to your ex since you guys separated.
Kavi Case
[Gif of Eddie Murphy overreacting to juicy gossip]
Mala Meyer
Damn, @Nisha Arora. So you left him on Read? I can’t decide if that’s ice cold or hot as fuck. Serious boss move.
Nisha Arora
