Look. Yes, he’s in town shooting for his next big blockbuster, and of course I’m happy that he’s living his dream. But the way I see it, we moved on from each other seven years ago, so I no longer owe him an immediate response to his messages.
Rani Meyer
Okay, but, real talk. When was the last time you both had an actual conversation?
Nisha Arora
A little more than a year ago when I went to L.A. for the taekwondo tournament. He was in the audience, and we chit-chatted after my students competed.
Sarina Arora
WHAT? That’s it. I’m revoking your sister card.
Piper Menon
You “chit-chatted” with your ex-husband, whom you haven’t spoken to in years, a year ago, and we’re JUST finding out??
Nisha Arora
Again, it wasn’t that big of a deal. Just a casual conversation.
Kavi Case
But if it was such a “casual conversation,” why not mention it earlier?
Piper Menon
Yeah, like during the dozen girls’ nights we’ve had since?
Sarina Arora
Because my sister is a lying liar who lies! What else happened, Nisha? And don’t you dare say “nothing,” or I will literally bring a bouquet of helium-filled balloons to your house right this second!
Bella Meyer
Hehe, I always forget about her balloon phobia. It’s even more hilarious because Nisha’s a total badass in every sense of the word.
Sarina Arora
Nisha? Details. NOW!
Nisha Arora
Ugh! Okay, so we had dinner, too.
Piper Menon
WHAT!?
Mala Meyer
[GIF of woman slapping her hand over her mouth in shock]
Rani Meyer
This just keeps unraveling. Next she’s going to tell us there was naked time after said dinner.
Kavi Case