Page 5 of Pine for Me


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Look. Yes, he’s in town shooting for his next big blockbuster, and of course I’m happy that he’s living his dream. But the way I see it, we moved on from each other seven years ago, so I no longer owe him an immediate response to his messages.

Rani Meyer

Okay, but, real talk. When was the last time you both had an actual conversation?

Nisha Arora

A little more than a year ago when I went to L.A. for the taekwondo tournament. He was in the audience, and we chit-chatted after my students competed.

Sarina Arora

WHAT? That’s it. I’m revoking your sister card.

Piper Menon

You “chit-chatted” with your ex-husband, whom you haven’t spoken to in years, a year ago, and we’re JUST finding out??

Nisha Arora

Again, it wasn’t that big of a deal. Just a casual conversation.

Kavi Case

But if it was such a “casual conversation,” why not mention it earlier?

Piper Menon

Yeah, like during the dozen girls’ nights we’ve had since?

Sarina Arora

Because my sister is a lying liar who lies! What else happened, Nisha? And don’t you dare say “nothing,” or I will literally bring a bouquet of helium-filled balloons to your house right this second!

Bella Meyer

Hehe, I always forget about her balloon phobia. It’s even more hilarious because Nisha’s a total badass in every sense of the word.

Sarina Arora

Nisha? Details. NOW!

Nisha Arora

Ugh! Okay, so we had dinner, too.

Piper Menon

WHAT!?

Mala Meyer

[GIF of woman slapping her hand over her mouth in shock]

Rani Meyer

This just keeps unraveling. Next she’s going to tell us there was naked time after said dinner.

Kavi Case